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Naruto 471: Sworn Through Swords
Author : Numinous
(Naruto Scene)
Kiba: So that’s it, eh? No wonder she looked so [(NaruHina version) mesmerized with something else (NaruSaku/SasuNaru version) sad ]when we were discussing about Sasuke, back at Konoha. (everybody seats in the room’s floor)
Kakashi: I’m surprised Shikamaru didn’t come.
Kiba: Sakura didn’t want him here, she said he’d pressure her to only focus on what we’d do with Sasuke.
Kakashi: I see…
Sai: …
Yamato: Is there something wrong, Sai?!
Sai: Why did you agree on leaving Sakura out of this? After what she said?
Naruto: That’s precisely why I agreed on that. If she finds out Sasuke’s new goal, she’ll be devastated.
Lee: And what is Sasuke’s goal?
Naruto: He, along with Uchiha Madara, wants to destroy what’s left of Konoha, including us. (Lee and Kiba look shocked)
Lee: Destroy us?!
Kiba: What, Uchiha Madara?! You can’t be serious, the First Hokage killed him in the Valley of the End!
Kakashi: We thought that too, but various factors revealed that Tobi is Madara, including his confirmation of that.
Kiba: Tobi? You mean that masked Akatsuki? But he frigging teleports, how can we keep track of him to find Sasuke?!
Kakashi: That’s the thing, we can’t. The same can be applied to another remaining Akatsuki, Zetsu. Our only chance is to track Hoshigake Kisame.
(Ao Scene)
(Ao gets up with his right eye missing, but the eye socket is healed)
Ao: (thinking) What… just happened? The last thing I remember is that puppet attacking me… where is my Byakugan?! The Hokage must have stolen it… I can’t track him now. (starts to run; still thinking)) It’s better to report to the remaining Kage.
(Danzou Scene)
(Torune carries Danzou, who has bandages covering both eyes; he covers his face with his palm, likely in pain)
Fuu: Are you alright, Danzou-sama?
Danzou: The Byakugan is proving harder to master than I thought. It will take a great toll on my chakra pool since I’ll need it to see, but sacrifices must be made for Konoha’s sake. Now let’s hurry back to the village for your new assignment.
Torune: And what is it?
Danzou: Dispose of Tsunade and anyone that opposes my orders. Capture Naruto and seal him away. We’ll need him if the other Ninja Nations dare to attack Konoha.
Fuu: And what if he doesn’t collaborate?
Danzou: My Sharingan will make him collaborate.
Torune: What about the Daimyo? Surely the other Kages will try to contact him.
Danzou: Don’t worry. I’ll convince him that they ganged against Konoha for having the only Jinchuuriki alive, he won’t be bothering us.
(Gaara Scene)
(Gaara, Temari and Kankurou are approaching a village)
Kankurou: You’re sure we can trust Raikage about Naruto being in the Land of Iron?
Temari: Why are you asking?
Kankurou: He seems even more knuckleheaded than Naruto when he first met him. Maybe he doesn’t remember all too well…
Temari: If you were talking about the Tsuchikage, I’d agree with you…
Gaara: Also, if he isn’t here, he probably is in Konoha, so it doesn’t hurt to check.
Kankurou: (sees Sakura kneeled on the street) Isn’t that Naruto’s friend?
Temari: Sakura? What is she doing here?
(Kirabi Scene)
(A complete Zetsu appears from a distant tree)
White Zetsu: It seems they just begun fighting.
Dark Zetsu: Let’s see if Kisame puts up a better show than Sasuke.
Kirabi: Sabu-chan, it’s better for you to retreat.
Sabu: Y-yes. (the giant axe disappears in a cloud of smoke; Sabu is shown running away when the smoke dissipates
Kirabi: Now it’s the two of us, Akatsuki scum.
Hachibi: (in Kirabi’s mind) Beware of his sword.
Kirabi: Why, Bully?!
Hachibi: He said it consumes chakra, so avoid wasting chakra.
Kirabi: I know what I’m doing, eight-o!
Hachibi: Call me only if you don’t have any other alternatives.
Kisame: Are you done talking with your Bijuu? Let’s get busy. (charges towards Kirabi)
Hachibi: Remember, avoid the sword!
(Kirabi parries Samehada with some of his swords; he tries to kick Kisame, but he dodges by ducking; Kirabi spins to kick him with the other leg, and Kisame sees an opening to strike; Kirabi stops Samehada with his foot and jumps, hurting his foot with the blade, which reveals its scales)
Kirabi: ♪What’s the deal with that sword?! It has crazy scales I ignored! He was right, the Eight-tails! Now be prepared, blue-faced cod! You’ll see the power of the Enka God! ♪
Kisame: To add to the crazyness, you’re… (Kirabi’s seven swords appear from nowhere, floating next to Kisame, pointing to his face) cocky?!
Kirabi: Sebun Katana no Waru Rodo!* (Kisame jumps, but the swords follow him, ending up slicing him with several strikes; Kisame’s body starts to turn to water; thinking) A water clone? That means…
(Kisame ambushes Kirabi, revealing himself out of his Earth Release: Underground Submarine Voyage; Kirabi manages to return some of the blades to parry Samehada, but the latter consumes the chakra link of the blades, which makes them fall in the ground; the two fighters jump back; Samehada seems to be digesting the chakra it consumed)
Kisame: Such a precise chakra control from such a knucklehead… this swordfight it’s becoming rather interesting. And thanks for the appetizer for my sword.
Hachibi: Focus, Kirabi! Stick to Taijutsu!
Kirabi: I said I know what I’m doing… ♪Prepared be, you sardine wannabe, you’ll be made into sushi by me, the one and only Kirabi! Now don’t be sad, because I’ll be dancing mad! Oh yeah! ♪
*Seven Katanas of the War Lord, 眥文刀載惡後駑 (the kanji can be rearranged to read: Evil Art of Spreading Swords behind the Foolish Fellow, Outside the Corner of the Eye)
Naruto 470: ”Life Without Dreams”
Author : Jeanericuser
Ponta is laying on the ground with a huge gash in it’s back. Sabu-chan has an angered look on his face with concern while Killer Bee has drawn his sword. Kisame smiles at Killer Bee.
Kisame: “Now with that minor annoyance out of the way, shall we begin or shall I continue what I started and
kill your friend.”
Killer Bee: “Sabu-chan, take ponta out of here. I will deal with this foul smelling fish man.”
Sabu-chan: “I will not take this lightly no way. Im gonna kill you now and have sushi today!”
Killer Bee: “Sabu-chan! No! Don’t do it!”
Sabu-chan charges at Kisame and Kisame responds by parrying Sabu-chan’s attack with samehada. Samehada saps Sabu-chan’s chakra resulting in him become weary and collapsing on the ground. Killer Bee draws out his swords and charges head long at Kisame. Kisame easily dodges Killer Bee’s sword slashes and jumps back to the top of a tree. Killer bee huddles over the fallen Sabu-chan.
Killer Bee: “Are you ok?”
Sabu-chan: “I don’t know. Whatever he hit me with its taken all the life out of me. I can barely move.”
Killer Bee: “Don’t worry. I will take care of this one.”
Sabu-chan: “Be careful. That attack he used packs quite a punch.”
Killer Bee: “Well by the grace of the bee and the strength of my blade. I will live to fight another day.”
Kisame starts laughing and Killer bee looks up to see him still standing on the top of the tree branch looking down at him.
Kisame: “Now that we have those little annoyances out of the way, are you ready to fight or shall I just kill them right now.”
Killer Bee: “…”
Kisame: “Well then I guess we can begin now.”
Danzo is heading away through the forest with Torune who has Fuu draped over his shoulder. Fuu starts to wake up and Danzo stops at a clearing. Torune drops Fuu on the ground.
Fuu: “Easy Torune! I just woke up!”
Torune: “I was tired of carrying you.”
Danzo: “Now that we have no one else persueing us, I will tell you my plan.”
Fuu sits down on the ground while Torune leans against a tree.
Danzo: “It is safe to assume now that we can not rely on the other villages for assistance in this matter. Even now I would imagine they are trying to figure out how to discredit me.”
Fuu: “So what do we do about them?”
Danzo: “We discredit them first in the eyes of the one person they need the most to discredit me, the daimyo.”
Torune: “But what if they just send people to konoha to spread the news about what happened?”
Danzo: “That is why one of you will be heading back to konoha to spread the alert to all Root members. Any info concerning the Kage conference is to be eliminated immediately and martial law declared.”
Fuu: “But won’t many of them grow suspicious and wonder what happened?”
Danzo: “That is why we will tell them that we have gotten intelligence of another planned akatsuki attack on konoha. With that kind of threat in their minds the others will naturally side with us.”
Torune: “Sounds like that will work.”
Fuu: “But what are we gonna do about the Daimyo.”
Danzo: “Fuu and I will head to the home of the Daimyo with the news of the attack and convince him that the other villages have sided with akatsuki. This way the daimyo will have no choice but to refuse to listen to them.”
Fuu: “Sounds simple enough. With no way to disprove they are not working for akatsuki it will be easy to keep the daimyo from learning the truth.
Danzo: “Exactly. It is here and now that we must split up. Torune, you head to konoha and get everything ready for when I come back.”
Torune heads off running as fast as he can while Fuu gets up. Danzo smiles and looks at Fuu who is getting up.
Danzo: “Now we too must go. We have an appointment to make and I do not want to be late.”
Naruto is looking Sakura in the eye with a serious look. She has tears starting to roll down her face.
Naruto: “Sakura what have I always told people is my greatest goal in life?”
Kiba: “What significance does that have right now? Don’t you understand she is pouring her heart out to you?!”
Sakura: “To one day become hokage. But I don’t understand….”
Naruto: “A life without dreams or ambitions is a life without meaning or purpose. I understand now why sasuke has become what he has become. He has finally found his purpose in life however misguided it may be.”
Sakura: “…”
Naruto: “Love me or not, I can not let you deceive yourself and live a lie because you feel that you still owe a debt to me.”
Sakura: “But shouldn’t my love be enough to convince you to stop looking for sasuke?”
Naruto: “Your sacrifice is unnecessary because I have already learned of Sasuke’s goals in life and I now understand what must be done. When this crisis is over then we will discuss our feelings but for now we have bigger problems to worry about.”
Sakura wipes away her tears and looks Naruto in the eye.
Sakura: “What is sasuke’s goal in life now?”
Kakashi and yamoto exchange concerned glances.
Kakashi: “Naruto maybe you should not tell her.”
Kiba: “If you have learned anything about what Sasuke is really up to I will relay it on to the others. We are willing to help.”
Lee: “Kiba is right! We are willing to do what ever is necessary in this righteous battle.”
Kakashi: “I guess there is no other choice. They will learn about it soon anyway. Tell them Naruto.”
Naruto: “To destroy all who once called him ally or friend. To destroy that which was once his home. Sasuke’s one goal in life now is to destroy Konoha and everyone around him whether they be friend or foe.”
Sakura has a shocked look on her face and begins to cry as she covers her face with her hands. Kiba looks angered at what he has heard but then nods his head in approval. Lee comforts sakura with an arm around her shoulder.
Naruto: “That is why I must destroy him first and then what is left of his clan mainly Madara Uchiha.”
All the others look at Naruto in shock at what he has just said.
Naruto 470: The Leaf of Autumn
Author : Numinous
(Naruto Scene)
Sakura: What, lying? I’ve open my heart to you… (Kiba starts to close his fist in anger) Why do you…
Kiba: Shut up, Sakura! (everyone looks surprised)
Naruto: Uh?
Kakashi: Kiba?
Sakura: But…!
Kiba: But nothing! Maybe I don’t know enough about Team 7, but I can’t watch this debacle anymore! What kind of confession is this, when you say talk about Sasuke every couple of sentences?! What kind of twisted confession is this when you can’t even keep up a straight face to him?! I… I can’t let you walk over Hinata’s feelings! (Naruto looks shocked)
Kakashi: Oh boy…
Kiba: Hinata is like a little sister to me, I know how much she cared about Naruto all this years, even if she fainted all the times they were together. But she was true when she confessed, even if almost took her life! She would gladly give her life to protect the one she holds dear… (Naruto looks to the floor, nervous) And what you do, Sakura?! You whine and cry with lies all over the place!
Sakura: … (starts to cry).
Naruto: That’s enough, Kiba. (Kiba calms down) Sakura-chan… I didn’t make that promise just for you.
Sakura: What?!
Naruto: It was a promise I made myself. What kind of shinobi would I be if I can’t even save my friend?! Even if he has drowned in the darkness, I’ll bring him to the light again. The chains of hatred must be broken, and I know I can break them, but first I got to save Sasuke, even if it aches my heart, even if it takes my life. I know you want me not to suffer anymore, but it can’t be helped. That’s my nindo, my ninja way! That’s why you’re lying to yourself… you know you still have feelings for Sasuke, but I also know you couldn’t forget Kakashi-sensei’s words … “Those who break the rules and codes of the ninja world are called trash. But those who don’t take care of their comrades… are lower than trash.” (Sakura stares at him)
Sakura: Naruto…
Kiba: Shikamaru told me you’d answer that. But still, we got to do something about Sasuke.
Yamato: Kiba is right. We must come up with a plan, we can’t just brawl our way.
Naruto: I… guess you’re right.
Kiba: I think it’s better to leave Sakura out of the conversation. (everyone looks upset)
Naruto: Sakura-chan… you don’t mind? (she just cries) I think… it’s better to go inside. (Naruto goes towards the building, followed by Yamato, Kakashi and Kiba; Lee stays between Sakura and Naruto and stare at both of them, staring last at Sakura)
Lee: I am sorry,Sakura-chan, but I thought you were different. (he follows the group, leaving Sai and Sakura behind in the snow)
Sai: (thinking) I don’t understand! What happened? Where did it go wrong?
Sakura: Sai… just go with them.
Sai: Sakura?
Sakura: Leave me alone…
Sai: If you say so… (he leaves her; Sakura punches angrily in the floor, crying)
Sakura: (thinking) Why… why this keeps happening to me? Am I not good enough?
(Flashback Scene)
Sakura: I… I… love you with all my heart! If you were to stay with me… there would be no regrets… because, every day we’d do something fun, we’d be happy… I swear!! I would do anything for you!!! So… please, stay with me…
Sasuke: …
Sakura: I’ll even help you with your revenge… I don’t know what I could do… but I’ll try my best to do something… so please… stay with me… or take me with you if you can’t stay here…
Sasuke: You really are… annoying.
Sakura: But Naruto… you, I have right here, close enough to touch… you bring me peace… from the bottom of my heart, I…
Naruto: Stop this already, Sakura-chan… I told you, this isn’t funny.
Sakura: Why the angry face? I’ve just decided that it’s you I care about, not Sasuke-kun, that’s all… you know what they say, a woman’s heart is a fickle thing…
Naruto: I can’t stand… people who lie to themselves!
(Naruto Scene)
Kiba: (while entering with Naruto) You still haven’t talked with Hinata, have you? She doesn’t deserve to be ignored.
Naruto: Don’t worry, I’ve already talked with her.
Kiba: Really? So…?
(Danzou Scene)
(Danzou and his bodyguards are wandering in the forests; Fuu is back on his body)
Fuu: It’s over yonder, Danzou-sama. (they arrive to Ao’s body)
Ao: (trapped in the puppet; thinking) What are they planning?
Danzou: Are you sure that we can perform it here?
Ao: (thinking) Perform what?
Fuu: Don’t worry, Danzou-sama. All the information that the Kirigakure nin gathers while in the puppet will be erased from his memory in the moment he returns to the body.
Danzou: Very well then. Torune, please start the eye transplant. The Byakugan must remain in its rightful place, Konoha.
Torune: Yes, Danzou-sama.
Ao: (thinkings) The bastard!
(Kage Scene)
Raikage: So it’s settled. Me, Shii and Darui will contact Team Samui to locate my brother, Kirabi. The Kazekage and his siblings will look for Naruto, Mizukage and her guard will look for Danzou and the Tsuchikage and his guards will warn the daimyos for the upcoming war… speaking of which, where is your other guard?
Oonoki: Beats me. She didn’t return from your fight with Uchiha Sasuke.
Akatsuchi: But, Tsuchikage-sama, what if…?
Kurotsuchi: (coming from outside) I’m still here, you silly! (they smile)
Shii: Raikage-sama…
Raikage: What’s the matter?
Shii: The other two Akatsuki that came with Uchiha Sasuke, they’re approaching.
Raikage: Hmph. Since that Uchiha brat escaped me, those two will see the power of this alliance first-hand. (the others look uneasy)
Suigetsu: (in a dark corner with Juugo) Crap… (comes out from his hiding spot) CHARGE!!!
Juugo: (with a skeptic expression on his face) That was your plan?
(Kirabi Scene)
(Ponta is defeated and is bleeding behind an unharmed Kisame)
Kisame: That was a nice workout. Shall we begin?
Sabu: PONTA!!! (cries a river)
Kirabi: That’s it! (pulls out his swords and assumes his famous pose) ♪ Now you’ll feel my wrath, tuna breath! ♪
Kisame: You get crazier by the minute… it’ll be a relief to shut your mouth.
Summary
470: His Heart has Spoken
Killer Bee: “I’m gonna kill ya, gonna teach just how different we are when I beat’cha! Prepare yo’self, you big stupid mime! These are my rhymes!”
Sub-chan’s bear(Pontai(?)) tries attacking Kisame.
Sub-chan: “Pontai!”
Kisame: “You’re a really reckless and talkative Jinchuuriki, aren’t you. But first, this strange little bear…”
Pontai is about to swipe at him…
Scene change
Ao: “It doesn’t seem that this was a trap of Danzou’s. It’s more likely the Akatsuki’s ninjutsu.”
He gets rid of Zetsu’s spore jutsu.
Ao: “Maybe I/we should hurry…”
Fuu: (Says something about Zetsu’s jutsu and how it preys on and transfers the vicitm’s chakra to the host)
They/He is liberated from Zetsu’s jutsu too.
Danzou: “So even you didn’t notice it then.”
Torune: “So, what about the guy who has been tailing us for a while now?”
Fuu: “He’s still at it… It’d be good if he fell into [our] trap though.”
Torune: “Your trap is special. It’ll work”
Danzou: “I don’t care if he lives or dies… But take out his right eye.”
Fuu: “Wha-”
Danzou told them to take Ao’s right eye because he wants the Byakugan he has.
Fuu: “…I’m leaving my body to you in sec, Torune.”
Just about then, Ao runs into the trap. A puppet attacks him with a sickle(?)
Ao: “?!”
The sickle are thrown at him, whom catches it and throws it back at the puppet, lodging it into it.
Ao: “A booby trap… This time it must be Danzou’s.”
There’s a note on the puppet’s forehead with the kanji for ‘curse’. The kanji disappears.
Ao: “?!”
Puppet: “What is going on? How can you see my body?!”
Ao: “The mind-puppet switch curse seal technique… That’s the name of this jutsu.”
Puppet: “Damn it! Is this a mind-switch that curses whoever attacks you?!”(Unsure)
The puppet is actually Fuu.
Looks like the mind of the puppet switched places.
Torune: “What do we do after this?”
Torune is carrying Fuu’s human body over his shoulder.
Danzou: “I’ll tell you what my intentions are as soon as Fuu returns to his body.”
Tsuchikage: “It’s because of Danzou’s recommendation that it’s come to this. And then there’s the question of whom we should leave the the high command of the Shinobi alliance to! Is there anyone qualified for the title of ‘Kage’? You were the one who said that the Gokage, including myself, are worthless, Mifune”
Mifune: “I think Raikage-same should be it, though.”
Raikage: “…”
Tsuchikage: “But didn’t you said that he was unsuited since he lets him emotions rule him?”
Mifune: “I have no doubt that now that he knows Hachibi is alive, he’s going be more composed than before. What I said earlier was me jumping to conclusions. Please forgive me. Moreover, everyone worked well together earlier and you made countermeasures quickly. And the key, to control the Bijuu Hachibi; Only Raikage-dono would be able to do that.”
Tsuchikage: “Mizukage, Kazekage, is that fine with you?”
Mizukage: “I can’t agree to it right now, but I have faith in Raikage-sama.”
Gaara: “Let’s leave it to the Raikage”
Raikage: “Oonoki of the Twin Ryou Scales, the only one who has experience fighting Uchiha Madara is you, so your intel will be vital. Cooperate with us.”(Take this line with some salt. I’m a bit unsure about it)
Tsuchikage: “You’re such a guy with a commanding tone.”
Raikage: “I don’t need your faith, though… But at this rate, the Shinobi world itself will disappear. There is no other choice but to leave your own feelings out and cooperate!”
Tsuchikage: “Well, better than losing this war… If the shinobi world were to disappear, then quarreling with you is out of the question… So I’ll cooperate. The Shinobi Alliance is formed!! First we must let the feudal lords know about this.”
Meanwhile
Naruto: “Wha..?! What did you just say, Sakura-chan?! I think I misheard you, say it again.”
Sakura: “As I said, Naruto, I like/love you! Sasuke-kun doesn’t mean anything to me any more! I don’t know why I could love anyone like him… I’m confessing to you here, so listen to me.”
Naruto: “But why…? How come…? If you’re joking, then this isn’t funny at all… Sakura-chan…. Just… What the hell happened[to you]…?”
Sakura: “Nothing, really… I just opened my eyes… I don’t need to love someone who is a missing-nin and a criminal, do I? I’m not going to be a child forever. I’m going to look reality in the eye.”
Sakura: “So, Naruto… I don’t need your promise any more. Won’t you stop chasing Sasuke…?”
Yamato: “What is…”
Kakashi stops him
Naruto: “What happened[to you], Sakura-chan? Why did you so suddenly change your opinion of me…”
Sakura: “I’m telling you, I don’t need it any more! I’ve fallen in love with you, with all my heart, that’s why.”
Naruto recalls a scene where/when Sakura loved Sasuke.
Sakura hugs Naruto.
Kakashi: “Sakura, are you…”
Sakura: “I’ve just grown apart from Sasuke-kun… But you’ve always been at my side, Naruto. You cheered me on… I’ve realized… how you really are. You’re a hero who protected the village. Everyone in the villages loves you now…. I’ve just become one of them… You were that mischievous dead-last… but little by little you’ve grown lovely and handsome… You were close to me so I saw it. But Sasuke-kun keeps committing crimes… It just breaks my heart… He’s just become someone distant to me.”
Naruto: “…”
Sakura: “But Naruto… When I can touch you like this… I feel at peace… I’m telling you this from the bottom of my heart…”
Naruto: “Cut the bullshit, Sakura-chan… I told you I can’t laugh at a joke like that.”
Sakura: “What’re you angry for…? I’ve just gotten over Sasuke-kun, that’s all.
Naruto: “I… I hate people who’d lie to themselves!” The end
Naruto 469: Faith in the Will of Fire
Prediction by: jeanericuser
Naruto is sitting at a table with the Kakashi, yamoto, sai, kiba, bushy brow, and sakura. He has a troubled look on his face
as he listens to their words. Then sakura looks at Naruto who immediately averts eye contact with her. Sakura is suddenly
surprised at this this action.
Sakura: “Naruto, you do not have to take on this burden alone. I was Sasuke’s teammate too. You do not need to take on this
heavy burden alone.”
Naruto: “Are you really that blind of how far this situation has gone?”
The others are shocked at what they have just heard from Naruto. Sakura’s eyes begin to tear up.
Sakura: “I am well aware of the sacrifices you have made just to get us even close to sasuke but Im saying you do not have to
take those risks alone.”
Naruto: “And what exactly can any of you do in this situation? Nothing.”
Kiba gets mad and stands up slamming his fist on the table. The others are surprised at what kiba has done.
Kiba: “Don’t underestimate the rest of the ninjas in this village. Many of us have faught hard to get to where we are!”
Kakashi: “….”
Naruto looks up at Kiba and pulls out a kunai. He sets it on the table. The others are surprised at what they are seeing.
Naruto: “Sadly Kiba the shinobi we are facing now are not some simple bandit shinobi you may have faced thus far.”
Yamato: “…”
Naruto: “I would have thought the assault by Pain on konoha would have taught many of you that by now.”
Naruto goes sage mode and instantly breaks the kunai at the middle of the blade in half. Everyone’s eyes stare in shock at what
they are seeing. Naruto smiles and sets the blade edge first down into the table imbedding it deep in with no effort.
Naruto: “That is the kind of power you face out there. All it takes is one second of being off guard and you are….”
Naruto changes into sage mode and seems to be surprised. Kakashi and Yamoto notice Naruto’s expression with concern.
Kakashi: “What is it?”
Naruto: “We have guests incoming. Several shinobi including a tracker.”
On a hill side overlooking the cabin. Garaa, Shii, Kankuro, Temari, Tsuchikage, Raikage, and Mifune with a few samurai.
Raikage: “So are they in there or not Shii?”
Shii: “Im sensing 3 no 5 shinobi. What the?!”
Shii instantly senses the sage chakra and then sees a huge toad eye watching him.
Shii: “There is someone in there with a chakra unlike anything I have sensed before. I think it sensed me as well.”
Raikage: “Jinchuriki chakra? You have sensed that before with my brother.”
Shii: “No this is different. This chakra is almost alien. Its unlike anything I have ever sense before but whoever it is that is in there with them is far stronger than anything I have ever sensed before.”
Tsuchikage: “Then lets just go investigate who or what it is that is in there. Im freezing my butt off out here.”
Shii: “Its coming this way. It will be here any second.”
Raikage: “Everybody stand by and prepare for combat.”
Mifune: “Spread out. Do not let anyone get near the kages.”
Shii: “Its almost here.”
Raikage: “Where? I don’t see anything.”
Temari: “Look out! Its coming from above!”
The others scatter to avoid the huge shadow of the falling object. The object hits the snow hard causing the snow to flurry around
obscuring their view. When the snow clears the others are shocked to see Sage Naruto with several clones with Kakashi and Yamoto riding on a huge toad with a massive sword. The samurai charge forward and naruto prepares a rasenshuriken.
Garaa: “Stop! Its them!”
Naruto turns to look at Garaa and Garaa is shocked to see naruto’s eyes have changed as well as the monsterous rasenshuriken.
Raikage: “…”
Shii: “Boss its him. Thats the guy with the wierd chakra.”
Kakashi: “Easy naruto. These people are not akatsuki.”
Naruto powers down the rasenshuriken and jumps off the toad.
Naruto: “Thank you. Say hi to Pa Toad for me.”
Toad: “No problem kid.”
The Toad desummons while everyone stares at Naruto who is still in sage mode. Kakashi smiles and looks at everyone.
Kakashi: “Lets all get inside the cabin and rest. Its rather cold out here.”
Tsuchikage: “Finally someone I can agree with. My hands are frozen.”
Raikage thinking: “What was that jutsu he was about to use.”
Everyone is inside the downstairs section of the cabin. Everyone is staring at Naruto who stands by the fire.
Kakashi: “So that is what Madara is planning?”
Garaa: “Yes. He seems to be determined to summon this juubi and afflict everyone with a genjutsu.”
Yamoto: “So that what he meant by the eye of the moon plan.”
Raikage: “But all that is not as important now as what must be done. Naruto and my brother must not fall into his hands.”
Naruto: “And what makes you think I can’t defend myself against them?”
Garaa: “Naruto, we have no idea just what Madara has planned so we have no way to protect you if you are on the battlefield.”
Naruto: “Or do you mean to protect yourselves?”
Garaa: “…..”
Tsuchikage: “Don’t worry kid. You will be kept in good safe hands until this is all over.”
Naruto: “And when will that be. 1 year? 5 years? 10 years? Madara has hunted me my whole life since the day I was born but he has
never gotten me nor will he now.”
Raikage: “And if you refuse to come my people will gladly keep you locked away until this crisis is over.”
Naruto: “I would like to see you try.”
Raikage: “You impudent brat!”
Kakashi: “Easy naruto. Why don’t you go check on the others upstairs.”
Naruto: “….”
Naruto heads up the stairs and the door to upstairs closes.
Kakashi: “I think the real issue here is that all of this right now is based on reaction from threat instead of relying on actual information.”
Garaa: “How so?”
Kakashi: “I don’t think any of you in this room with the exception of myself or yamoto who realize just how powerful Naruto really is?”
Yamoto: “Should we really tell them this?”
Kakashi: “Relax. How much do you really know about what happened to Konoha a few days ago?”
Raikage: “My people have said that there was a battle with akatsuki but no one was killed except for 7 members of akatsuki with one
unaccounted for still.”
Kakashi: “But did your people tell you that the persons who attacked konoha included a user of the Rinnegan?”
Tsuchikage: “The rinnegan? So Madara really does have someone with the rinnegan.”
Kakashi: “Had is the more appropriate word. That rinnegan user aka Nagato was killed in action during that battle.”
Everyone gasps except for kakashi and yamato who looks concerned.
Tsuchikage: “That boy killed a legendary Sage? How?”
Kakashi: “By becoming one himself.”
Garaa: “So Naruto is a sage now?”
Kakashi: “Correct. A toad sage to be exact. That is not the least of it though cause there is something more.”
Naruto walks into the room. The others are listening through a hole in the floor when Naruto walks in. They are all startled when Naruto walks into the room.
Naruto: “Can I have a moment alone with sakura?”
Kiba: “But they were just about to talk about their plans concerning you. Don’t you want to know yourself?”
Sakura: “Its alright guys. I need some time alone with Naruto.”
Sai, Kiba, and Bushy brow leave the room through the same door that naruto entered.
Naruto: “Im sorry for being so harsh with what I said before but its the truth. They all incapable of fighting in this situation since
none of them is nearly strong enough to take on akatsuki.”
Sakura: “And what about sasuke?”
Naruto: “Sasuke has been manipulated by so many people, he isnt the person I knew any more. He has become a tool of a bigger monster.”
Sakura: “So you still intend to search for him?”
Naruto: “Yes but now more than ever since I must know for sure if this is truly the choice he has made.”
Sakura: “Sai also told me about other things.”
Naruto thinking: “What else did Sai tell her about.”
Sakura: “There is something else I must know though Naruto.”
Naruto: “What is it sakura?”
Sakura: “Do you really love me?”
Naruto: “….”
Raikage has a smile on his face as does Tsuchikage while Garaa’s eyes are wide at what he has just heard as are the eyes of everyone else except for kakashi and yamoto.
Raikage: “I never would have imagined it. The Yellow flash actually had a son and that boy is it.”
Kakashi: “That is correct. Naruto already has shown he has the capability to easily surpass the fourth hokage. In fact he already has to some extent.”
Tsuchikage: “And this jutsu that the boy created can actually do what you say it can do?”
Kakashi: “Exactly. I saw it myself. Its potent enough that probably if used at the right time could be the only weapon possible to truly defeat Madara.”
Raikage: “Alright. Its settled. If this boy is as powerful as you say he is then he may be our best weapon against madara.”
Tsuchikage: “I guess my plan of the 8 tails and 9 tails working in tandem with the alliance is not such a bad idea, eh kazekage?”
Garaa: “I still have my doubts but none the less you have presented a pretty strong arguement.”
Raikage thinking: “Convincing my brother to behave on the other hand will not but if this kid is as strong as what he suggests then he could probably handle him even better than I could.”
Raikage smiles and Mifune looks at all the others in the room.
Mifune: “So we are in agreement then. Naruto will be immediately given the assignment to trackdown the 8 tails accompanied by team
samui and yamoto.”
Kakashi: “I will go check on Naruto and tell him the news.”
Killer Bee is shown standing on top of a tree top overlooking a huge swamp with sharks swimming around the tree.
16
Oct
09
Top 10 Stupid questions!!!
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on
your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the ‘Butter Paneer Masala’ dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also
spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after
years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No, he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it’s just the
money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or
not.
You thought I was sleeping….you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding……
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in
flames!!!
.
if u don’t believe it just type “international symbol of marriage” in google n search for images……………………………
Hope all women Are happy now!! J
for those who are not getting what’s in the hand of man ……………………….it is creditcard.
The Pholosophy of The Empty Jar And 2 Cups of Coffee
When things in your life seem, Almost too much to handle, When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,
Remember the story of the empty jar and 2 cups of coffee.
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students, If the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar.
He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open Areas between the golf balls.
He then asked The students again If the jar was full..
They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the jar was full.
The students responded with an unanimous ‘yes.’
The professor then produced Two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents Into the jar, effectively
Filling the Empty space between the sand.
The students laughed.
‘Now,’ said the professor, As the laughter subsided,
‘I want you to recognize that This jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things – God, family, children, health, friends, and favorite passions – things that if everything else was lost
and only they remained, Your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter Like your job, house, and car.
The sand is everything else — The small stuff.
‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ He continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
So…
Pay attention to the things That are critical to your happiness.
Play With your children.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner.
There will always be time
To clean the house and fix the disposal.
‘Take care of the golf balls first — The things that really matter.
Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.’
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.
The professor smiled.
‘I’m glad you asked’.
It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a cup of coffee with a friend.
16
Oct
09
Customer Care in 2020
After Nandan Nilekani succeeds in his job (IN 2020 EVERYBODY IN INDIA
SHALL HAVE TYP IDENTITY NO)
Customer : Calling to Pizza Hut No…
Operator : “Thank you for calling Pizza Hut ….”
Customer: “Helloo, can I order..”
Operator : “Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?”
Customer: “It’s eh…,hold………..on……889861356102049998-45-54610″
Operator : “OK… you’re… Mr Singh and you’re calling from 17 Central Road Andheri. Your home number is 284094! 2366, your office 27645202 and your mobile is 9842662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?”
Customer: “Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? Operator : “We are connected to the system Sir” Customer: “May I order your Seafood Pizza…”
Operator : “That’s not a good idea Sir”
Customer: “How come?” Operator : “According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir” Customer: “What?… What do you recommend then?”
Operator : “Try our Low Fat Veg Pizza. You’ll like it” Customer: “How do you know for sure?” Operator : “You borrowed a book entitled “Popular Low Fat Veg Dishes” from the National library last week Sir”
Customer: “OK I give up… Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?” Operator : “That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs.1999.45″ Customer: “Can I pay by! credit card?”
Operator : “I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs.33, 720.55 since October last year. That’s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.”
Customer: “I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives”
Operator ”You can’t Sir. Based on the records, you’ve reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today”
Customer: “Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?”
Operator ”About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can’t wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle…”
Customer: ” What!”
Operator ”According to the details in system, you own a Scooter,….registration number MH-01-UA-6363…”
Customer: ” ????”
Operator ”Is there anything else Sir?”
Customer: “Nothing… by the way…. aren’t you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?”
Operator : “We normally would Sir, but based on your records you’re also diabetic……. “
Customer …. (abusive language )
Operator : “Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 2007 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman….?”
Customer: [Faints]
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